=> Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That
way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
=> Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
=> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
=> If you look like your passport picture, you probably need
=> Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
=> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
=> There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
DEFINITIONS AND METRIC CONVERSIONS
=> 1000 aches = 1 megahurtz
=> semicolon = Half of a large intestine
=> 1 billigram = Weight an evangelist carries with God
=> 1 hoarsepower = Basic unit of laryngitis
=> Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the
pavement = 1 bananosecond
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