Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Funny Public Speaking Goofs

"I'm not against the blacks and a lot of the good blacks will attest to that."
--Evan Mecham, then governor of Arizona

"Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been
exposing himself to the people of the United States."
--Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island, campaigning for McGovern in

"Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18
inch penis, as described in an ad. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize
for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused."
--correction printed in The Daily Californian

"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls
off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing
for the Padres!"
--Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer

"I want you to take your balls in your hand and bounce them on the floor and
then throw them as high as you can. Now, have you all got your balls in your
--announcer of children's radio show "Life With Mother" to her audience

They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
--Jerome "Dizzy" Dean

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
-Dan Quayle

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Bob Walker Testimonial


Bob explains how Tom's "The Ultimate Guide To Professional Speaking" has helped him.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Tom Antion - Internet Marketing How to Use Article Directories to Make a Fortune

http://www.greatinternetmarketingtraining.com This video tells you how you can ethically grab free content off the Internet, put it all in one place and get high search engine rankings and great revenue. This is a great way to participage in ecommerce.

Friday, May 18, 2012

How to be Enchanting

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Annoying Public Speaking Habits: Stage Movement


Over 350 public and professional speaking videos. This video teaches you how to move properly on stage.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Tom Antion - Website Linking Strategy

Link Supertrick:

Ethically use “no follow” tags. A no follow tag is a piece of HTML code that tells the search engine not to follow an outbound link on your page. The more outbound links you have to unrelated sites, the less important your page appears to the search engines.
But let’s say it’s really important for you to have a resource section on your site that sends people to lots of other resources that, technically in the eyes of the search engines, aren’t exactly related to your site.

This would hurt your importance unless you put the no follow tag on each link. That way, visitors to your site could use the links but the search engines would not recognize the links.

This technique is totally ethical when you are simply linking out to other people’s sites. It becomes unethical if you have made a reciprocal link deal with someone because putting the no follow tag on cheats the other person out of the value of their incoming link.

Learn more about website linking...

Friday, May 11, 2012

Tom Antion - Get the Facts First

If you are not familiar with your intended audience, you might ask in your pre-program research,
or questionnaire  How diverse is your group? What are some of the characteristics of the members from each of the countries represented? The answers to these questions will help you plan your strategy for connecting with a particular audience.

When I was doing my planning for a presentation in Washington, D.C., I found out that 25 percent of the audience was Asian Indian. I knew very little about the Indian culture and didn't have long to plan. What I did know was that the Dunkin' Donuts store located near my home was owned   and operated by Indians. That was a good excuse to stop in, down a few eclairs, and do some research. I told the proprietor what I was trying to accomplish and he was glad to help. Out of all the information he gave me about humor in India, I only used one line. That was all it took to connect.

The line was, "I want to tell all my new Indian friends I'm sorry Johnny Lever couldn't make it." Johnny Lever was one of the top comedians in India. They lit up and I went on with the program.

If your local donut shop isn't run by the appropriate nationality for your next presentation, don't worry. There are other sure-fire methods to get the information you need. If you are presenting out of the country, get the opinion of local people before you attempt to use humor. If you are presenting in the U.S., seek out members of the nationality to whom you are presenting. If you don't happen to know any, you can always call their embassy. I've called our State Department, The World Bank and even Voice of America for information. Just tell the receptionist you want to speak to someone from the country of interest. Don't forget to tell them you want to converse in English.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Techniques for Dynamic Public Speaking - Pre Planned Ad Libs

If you want to improve your presentation skills, make sure you know what to say if something goes wrong on stage.


Over 450 public and professional speaking videos.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Humor For Speeches - America

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Only in America... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America... Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America... Do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.

Only in America... Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America... Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

And in America a school teacher can get fired for having a Bible on her desk.

Only in America do we have several unread Bibles in our home, while most of the rest of the world is begging for just one copy.

Only in America do I offend people by wishing them a Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Tom Antion: "Top 20 Seminar Scams" Webinar

Complimentary Public Service Webinar

No Sales offer at all.

"Top 20 Seminar Scams" (I WILL be naming some names)

Wednesday, May 2nd 8:05 PM Eastern time


You will learn:

= 21 Ways Professional Level Con People can cheat you at seminars.

= Why you should still go to seminars.

= About the Sociopath personality

= Why I’m taking a stand and why you should too.

= Where to complain

= How you can protect yourself and

= How you can help.

8:05 PM Eastern 7:05 PM Central 6:05 PM Mountain 5:05 PM Pacific

Register now. https://www3.gotomeeting.com/register/987035078

Warning: This webinar is not for crybabies who want to forgive and forget ongoing criminal activity. If you want to bury your head in the sand and let con men/women take advantage of senior citizens, disabled persons, charities and trusting professionals from all walks of life, don't waste your time attending.

For you scammers out there, maybe you think because I've been laying low that I haven't been working behind the scenes to take you down. When I strike, you'll rue the day you ever stepped on a stage with the intent to cheat someone.

I'll talk to you all at 8:05 TONIGHT May 2nd.


Tom Antion