Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tom Antion: Diplomat Humor

Diplomats don't have to understand something to tell you about it.

A diplomat is a person that's being run out of town, but makes it look like he's leading a parade.

Robert Frost--A diplomat always remembers your birthday, but never remembers you age.

Isaac Goldberg--Diplomacy is to do & say the nastiest things in the nicest way.

Oliver Herford--Diplomacy is lying in state.

Henry Wotton (English diplomat and poet 1568-1639)--An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

Make $5500 or more every time you speak!